Rabid-Animals's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Strange Game song]

Strange is right!

It starts off slow, and then picks up. I like that. The layers of instrumentation added really form a powerhouse effect in the end. I don't mean that it rocks and blows my speakers out while melting my face, but it definitely sounds kind of creepy. I like that. It would work well in a suspense scene.

moorua responds:

thanks!! :)

[Classic to Metal]

Better than anything ever.

In all of my life, I have never heard a sweeter sound. This triumphs a newborn baby's first wail, nay, a baby whose life has just been saved and makes a squeal of gratitude. Your song deserves to eat that baby, for it's beautiful cries seem like the shrillest screeching of the stupidest howler monkey.

This song has also given me new reason to live. I will live life in happiness, knowing that someone can create the perfect harmony, and have the modesty to charge nothing for it. I would pay exactly $274526797352 for just one listen to this song.

I will now proceed to transfer my entire life's savings to you, because even though you deserve more, I feel obligated to make a start. Nothing I can give will ever come close to the amount of money and women you surely deserve for this masterpiece.

When you receive all of my money, please allow me to become your slave for life. I think everyone should do the same, because a tune such as this warrants complete control of the universe, but I will set the example. Many will follow.

Soon enough, the world will be at your command, as well it should be. Do not feel pressured to make another song, for this one has righted all the wrongs in the world. This song stopped world hunger. The sheer sound of it escaping from my speakers made giant bowls of spaghetti and octopus bladders rain from the sky onto poor Malaysian children. Africa ceased to exist for a moment and then re-emerged as Super Africa, a continent made of cotton candy and eggs full of whatever you want.

The eggs know what you want. I have opened one, and apparently I wanted gooey yolk. I know the eggs will not lie to me, because they are a product of your superb audio creation.

I am also now a giant 6'6" man with muscles the size of grown house cats. Before, I was a man slightly less than five feet with seven too many toes and a hand where my belly-button should have been. It didn't work.

It comes as no surprise to me that upon finishing this song, I was miraculously transformed into a being I could never have hoped to be. However, I am humbled, as you must be everything I still cannot dream of, but will continue to worship.

Though it seems trivial at this point, I award you ten stars, the highest I can give you, and full ownership of Super Africa. Enjoy your eggs.

StupidDog responds:

i like my cookies soft on the inside